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My first reaction is that the egg is the indisputable alpha. The egg literally uses the chicken as a means to create another egg. The eggs are so smug. Chickens don’t need to produce more eggs. They could win this battle simply by abstaining from sex. But they’re not able to resist the temptation. They … Continue reading Who is the Alpha: The Chicken or the Egg?
His name was Popcorn Sutton and he made a lot of likker (which is how Popcorn spelled "liquor"). He lived his whole life in the boonies of Tennessee. He was given the nickname "Popcorn" when he was at the bar one night and attacked a popcorn vending machine with a pool cue because it wasn't … Continue reading The Greatest Moonshiner of All-Time: Popcorn Sutton
This blog goes out to all the fellas out there who are tired of being dicked on by the Brads and Chads of campus. Now I know, their inability to take no for an answer and resounding resilience after going 0/60 in "You up" texts obviously means they have absolute jackhammers for dicks, but I … Continue reading How to be the Coolest Guy on Campus
HEY BLOG READERS!! Tracy here!!! As we are about to hit the HOT summer months in the OH SO HUMID Midwest (a complete joke) you may be asking yourself … “what should I sip on this summer?” Well, I am glad you asked… choosing a go-to summer drink could be adifficult decision that could lead … Continue reading A Casual Summer ~Sip~
Thanos, Thanos, Thanos. What’s not to love about him? He’s purple, wants to end world hunger, and I saw a picture on twitter that indicates he has an enormous penis. His plan to stop world hunger is simple. All he has to do is wipe out half the population of the universe. Then, there are … Continue reading Thanos Could Have Been Stopped with a Lesson in Economics
James Naismith was a Canadian orphan who wasn't very good at anything so he became a PE teacher. He was the lowest PE teacher on the totem pole at the Springfield YMCA, so he was ordered by the Athletic Director to create a game that people could play indoors while it was snowing outside. He … Continue reading James Naismith should not be in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame
There's no denying that apps like Uber, UberEats, Grubhub, Postmates, etc have grown significantly over the past five years, most likely because they've extorted a large, yet vulnerable demographic; a relationship that can be compared to that of a priest and an altar boy. Yes, I'm talking about college students, and how they're crippling hangovers … Continue reading Fuck You, Postmates
Shalom blog goers, I write this blog for you all today whilst procrastinating studying for a big BIA test tomorrow. I could be doing anything else in the world right now, but I am sitting here on my ass writing this blog that probably only 5 people will ever read. I can easily list off … Continue reading A Baby Blogger’s Guide to Procrastinating Like a Champion
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