Categorizing Cigs as if they were Star Athletes

Me and @smack5030 aka "The Other Guy" smoke a lot of cigarettes. Let me describe them to you with convoluted comparisons to some of the world’s greatest athletes. American Spirits- Floyd Mayweather Defense, Defense, Defense. Much like the undefeated, scrappy champ who has more wins than words in his vocabulary, American Spirits don't hit you … Continue reading Categorizing Cigs as if they were Star Athletes →

A List of Presents to Give to the Average Male in Your Life

I recently participated in a conversation with some woeful women regarding the stressful process of buying their mans a present. The conversation escalated into a heated debate which posed the question, "Are men or women easier to buy presents for?" As I assume you are a straight white male reading this blog, let me just … Continue reading A List of Presents to Give to the Average Male in Your Life →

Ranking the Holidays

Allow me to preface this blog with a short story that serves as the motivation for this piece. Last summer I worked at a management office about an hour and a half away from home. My boss, the Controller of the company, picked me up for work every morning at 6am and dropped me off … Continue reading Ranking the Holidays →

How to be the Coolest Guy on Campus

This blog goes out to all the fellas out there who are tired of being dicked on by the Brads and Chads of campus. Now I know, their inability to take no for an answer and resounding resilience after going 0/60 in "You up" texts obviously means they have absolute jackhammers for dicks, but I … Continue reading How to be the Coolest Guy on Campus →

Fuck You, Postmates

There's no denying that apps like Uber, UberEats, Grubhub, Postmates, etc have grown significantly over the past five years, most likely because they've extorted a large, yet vulnerable demographic; a relationship that can be compared to that of a priest and an altar boy. Yes, I'm talking about college students, and how they're crippling hangovers … Continue reading Fuck You, Postmates →