Author: Meth-Head Fred

I am the illegitimate child of Len Bias

Who else deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom?

After Eldrick Woods won the Masters this past weekend, President Trump announced that he will be presenting Eldrick with a Presidential Medal of Freedom. Eldrick is a very worthy recipient of this award. Very few would have the perseverance, resilience, and determination to overcome the demons and obstacles he has faced the last several years. … Continue reading Who else deserves a Presidential Medal of Freedom? →

Who is the Alpha: The Chicken or the Egg?

My first reaction is that the egg is the indisputable alpha. The egg literally uses the chicken as a means to create another egg. The eggs are so smug. Chickens don’t need to produce more eggs. They could win this battle simply by abstaining from sex. But they’re not able to resist the temptation. They … Continue reading Who is the Alpha: The Chicken or the Egg? →

The Greatest Moonshiner of All-Time: Popcorn Sutton

His name was Popcorn Sutton and he made a lot of likker (which is how Popcorn spelled "liquor"). He lived his whole life in the boonies of Tennessee. He was given the nickname "Popcorn" when he was at the bar one night and attacked a popcorn vending machine with a pool cue because it wasn't … Continue reading The Greatest Moonshiner of All-Time: Popcorn Sutton →

James Naismith should not be in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame

James Naismith was a Canadian orphan who wasn't very good at anything so he became a PE teacher. He was the lowest PE teacher on the totem pole at the Springfield YMCA, so he was ordered by the Athletic Director to create a game that people could play indoors while it was snowing outside. He … Continue reading James Naismith should not be in the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame →