People keep asking if I’m actually addicted to meth. Ya I’m addicted to meth. I got addicted to meth about 8 months ago. It’s been fucking awesome. Best 8 months of my life. I’m also making way more money now.
I originally started just cuz my doctor said I needed to start drinking less coffee. At first I tried replacing coffee with 4 Loko, but the perpetual diarrhea got annoying. So I turned to meth and haven’t looked back.
I think I might actually do more meth than anyone in the world. Maybe if I do enough of this shit I’ll go blind or somethin. Then I can start giving motivational speeches and making even more money. Fuck. I love this country.
Pardon My French 