A Casual Summer ~Sip~

HEY BLOG READERS!! Tracy here!!! As we are about to hit the HOT summer months in the OH SO HUMID Midwest (a complete joke) you may be asking yourself … “what should I sip on this summer?” 

Well, I am glad you asked… choosing a go-to summer drink could be adifficult decision that could lead to hours of looking through the aisles of Danny’s Corner Store deciding what the fuel of your downfall will be for the day. Below, I have assembled a description of my top 3 drinks of the summer.

side note *** this is coming from the world’s biggest lightweight so I advised you to drink more than any amount I suggest

FOUR LOKO

Imagine this… close your eyes (but not really because you are reading this… and honestly wasting your time doing so). You just got home from your summer job and its 5 pm… you are mentally exhausted and just want to go bed but all your friends are about to go out. You open your refrigerator and what do you see… a Four Loko. Naturally, you pick it up and decide to drink it and, magically, you are re-energized and ready to take on the night. Four Lokos come in an assortment of flavors and you can never be disappointed by which one you pick up. Along with the variety of different flavors, Four Lokos provide a plethora of amazing side effects. For example, being extremely energized, having no memory the next day, and not being held accountable for anything that you did or said the night before! As best said by Four Loko, “life is unpredictable and full of possibilities. Chance by chance, moment by moment, we thrive on fueling epic stories that make each night unforgettable. We salute those who dare to live in the moment. Four Loko nights should be big and bold, and we salute those who dare to live in the moment.”

SMIRNOFF -ICE-

This casual drink can be seen more as a controversy, as college adoloscents debate between whether one should ~sip~ or chug. After casually sipping 6 of these bad boys you may just seem more relaxed and carefree, a natural and positive reaction your body should have to these drinks, which almost sets this refreshing beverage on the top of my go-to summer drinks. Now, you may be asking yourself .. “Wait I see people chug these on Snapchat stories all the time, what does Tracy mean when she says I should ~sip~ them?” WELL… it’s always good to have options and keep them stocked 24/7. Whether it be taping an ice to a cat and seeing who finds it first or casually sipping on one in the comforts of your bedroom after a grueling day at work. To each their own…

White Claws (any basic white gal could of seen that from a mile away) 

What’s not to like about a spiked sparkling water on a hot summer day? Somehow after 4-5 claws you feel a little tingly and ready to take on the day with pep in your step. Although the packaging says 5% alc, many avid claw drinkers believe this is #falseadvertising and the refreshing beverage may actually contain more alc than promoted. Whiteclaws also come in a myriad of flavors ranging from natural lime, aka Sprite, to the disgusting ruby grapefruit. This casual summer drink is easy to sip and overall refreshing, but that doesn’t stop some critics from having other opinions. If you choose to add these to your shopping list, or not, I really don’t care, but keep in mind they make great mixies.

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